Ian may have previously stated that he was “Team Jake-ward” but we really are all about Jacob in this household.
The lyrics of this video totally cracked me up. 🙂
LYRICS (by Matt Sullivan)
You’re in the woods with your vampire Edward Cullen
He’s always whining and complaining, he’s so sullen
He doesn’t get you’re human like I do
I’m at the gym, it’s a typical Tuesday night
Lifting the kind of weights he doesn’t like
And he’ll never know your family like I do
But he sparkles, and I’m so hairy
He’s so sexy and I’m so scary
Dreaming bout the day when you’ll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love canines
If you could see that I’m the wolf who understands you
Been here all along so why can’t you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me
Hangin’ out in Forks, while he’s in Italy
I can’t help thinking this is how it ought to be
Howling at the moon thinkin’ to myself
Hey, isn’t Ed sleazy?
And you’ve got a beauty that could light up this whole town
Haven’t seen it since he brought those biters around
You say you’re fine, I know you better than that
Hey, whatcha doing with a sucker so wack?
He’s so pale, I’m so tan
He’s kinda bitchy and I’m all man
Dreaming bout the day when you’ll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love canines
If you could see that I’m the wolf who understands you
I’m down on all fours, so why can’t you see?
You belong with me